Nothing gets my dick harder than a hilariously bad golfer trying to golf. I am not a great golfer in any way, but ill tell you what, if theres a viral golf video on the internet, i’m stopping what i’m doing at that moment and watching that video. Cop driving next to me in the right lane on the highway with his lights on telling me to pull the fuck over…. fuck him..i’m watching this video of a guy hitting out of a trap and falling 30 foot down into a creek. You never know what to expect from these videos. Being run over by a deer, throwing an entire golf bag into the water, the classic hitting a drive out of your friends mouth, being ran over by your buddy in the golf cart, shanking a ball directly to your boy’s ballsack, alligators prantzing around in the fairway like its nobody’s business, not like i’m trying to struggle for a bogey over here, you just go right on ahead, fuck me i guess, your friend trying to play a ball 1 inch from the water, taking a swing and without any athletic bone in his body just does a pirouette into the drink, a squirrel snatching your mini bag of Doritos you just paid 4 bucks for right out of your golf cart and scurries into a tree to enjoy his bag of nacho cheese chips (happened to me), watching a friend trying to spank a drive on the second deck of a top golf, completely missing and falling 10 foot to a embarrassing broken shoulder. These video’s need to continue in order for me to forget about my shitty construction job and bring a little happiness into my dull dead end life. Shoutout to @foreplay the barstool sports podcast that is on top of these videos. Thank you for your service.
-Wood
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