Top 5 Worst Songs To Have Stuck In Your Head

ears Let’s get right to this. I have had, for some reason, the most terrible songs stuck in my head lately which inspired me to write this blog. Here we go.

TOP 5 WORST

1- Mr. C The Slide Man- Cha Cha Slide

Sliiiiiide to the left, sliiiiide to the right……its time to get funky…..hands on your knees hands on your knees…..everybody clap your hands. Jesus christ, if your not dancing this at a wedding, there’s no reason to listen to this song, this song is the worst. This recently just happened to me. No idea why. I wanted to kill myself at work. No radio around to distract me, nobody to talk to (working alone), headphones were dead, i was doomed.

2- Europe- The Final Countdown

Can you think of a more annoying synth lick than The Final Countdown? Nope, you can’t. This song sucks because if you go out to have a good time at your local watering hole and a cover band just so happens to be there and play a lot of 80’s music, you might as well slam that last shot of jager and hightail it the hell outta there because this song is next on the playlist. My friends will back me up on this. If this song comes on, i immediately put my fingers in my ears to stop me from hearing that retched synth, but that never works because the song is about 10 minutes long of the same goddamn thing. Fuck this song. P.S never go to a Europe show because they will just play this song for about 1 hour straight. Yikes.

3- Rick Astley- Never Gonna Give You Up

Just because i have been rick rolled a trillion times in highschool, this makes my list.

4- The Cranberries- Zombie

In your head…..in your head…. Zombie Zombie Zomb ay ay ay ay. You’re is goddamn right she is in my head. The hyena voice in the chorus alone should give you nightmares. I actually like this song, but having it stuck in your head is like having poison ivy on your dick. You can try to get rid of it, but its just best to leave it alone and ride this one out.