Im Taking A Break From The Sixers

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I am sick. This team makes me ill.

This fucking team is the most frustrating team to watch in all my years of watching the 76ers. The process years were so goddamn fun watching these underdog players nobody wanted anything to do with actually try like they play basketball for their job and if they don’t produce, they would lose their job. Those years brought so much goddamn intensity and just pure will to succeed it was bleeding out of my veins. This 2019-2020 team is the most frustrating thing i have ever seen in my life. I will be taking a break watching the Sixers until February 20th because my girlfriend got me tickets to the Nets game which will for sure be a loss due to Joe Harris shooting me to death.

This team shows no will to win. They show no hustle. They show no progress. Nobody except Shake Milton and the fucking rookie Thybulle has shown any glimpse of a fire to win.

Ben Simmons knew what he needed to work on in the offseason, he hit 2 3’s this year, fine, still doesn’t look to shoot. Im so fucking sick of him dribbling the ball to the 3 point line, taking 12- to 14 seconds to do it, passing if off, now there is about 8 seconds of shitty iso ball to deal with. Its pathetic. There is about 4 to 5 times a game where the defender gives him about 10-12 foot to shoot a shot, he takes the ball, drives into the guy and kicks it out, dude……… shoot the fucking ball, you wonder why the fucking spacing is terrible…… you would think he would know that by now, nope.

Embiid, conditioning, just terrible. Get it together dude. You want Philly to worship you??? maybe get in shape one time and stop drinking pitchers of Shirley Temples.

Tobias Harris got this huge contract and said he put a ton of work in the offseason to become the player worth that money, i would rather have Shaq shooting a 3 than Tobias forcing a stepback 3 against a 2-3 zone. Start scoring like the money they are paying you, if not, give a shit on defense at least.

Mike Scott dude, Mike Scott, what the fuck happened. You are playing like you should be in the G-League or overseas with LaMelo Ball. The ball is coming out of your hand looks like you don’t know what hand to shoot with. Wide open 3’s a normal NBA should make a decent amount of time looks like i did a Kareem sky-hook from the 3 point line. Pathetic. You do hustle on defense but goddamn man, gotta work on that shot.

I feel like a moron, this team needs to learn how to shoot. Isn’t shooting the first thing you learn how to do when you pick a basketball up when you are like 2 years old? In an open gym, do you not just shoot around? is that a thing than any of these sixers do? Ever? Asking for a friend…….

Finally, Elton Brand Go get a fucking shooter, NOW! if you have to give Average Al Horford up, do it, he’s a bum anyway. He doesn’t give a fuck just like everyone else on this godforsaken team. Do your job.

Oh, lets not forget that The Sixers were out partying at the night clubs in Miami since they have been there and haven;t touched a ball the whole time.

Im officially out until Feb. 20, 2020. I will not watch one more game. Figure it the fuck out you morons.

-Wood

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