It Seems like forever since Team Dragon met up for the first time underneath the bright lights. Many things have happened in that time span. Friendships have been made and lost all for the love of trivia. Its been a few months since team dragon has taken home that coveted 1st place $15 gift card. This season we hope to place every single week that we show up.

I dont know where i was going with that opening paragraph but Lets get down to why everyone is really here. I have put together a non bias power ranking system that i will be updating weekly* with full analysis and stats.

Lets get into it starting from worst to First!

11. NicKey Baro

This should come as no surprise to anyone. Nikki has bad breath and isn’t good at Trivia. She may be one of my best friends but i do not see her rising in the rankings unless there is some sort of miracle. her weaknesses are most things aside from Serge related topics.

1.4/10

10. Scott Martin

Scott is the latest addition to the Trivia team. So he does not have much experience. I expect great things from him and predict he ups his stats immensely this year. His specialty categories is Dog related things ……also smoking weed topics.

3.03/10

9. RJ

Everyone knows RJ is a fucking nerd. I mean she went for school for 8 years she better be smart. Shes great with body parts and useless facts about New Jersey related content. She likes to get drunk but Cori has work in the morning. her weaknesses are Cori

7.1/12

8. Kelce Hultz

Kelze is a total wild card on the team. it all depends on how early she shows up and how many drinks deep she is. if she is 4+ drinks deep she is basically as useless as Nigki. Although she does know most presidents it usually takes her 3+ minutes to recite them all in order. Her Weaknesses are stable men.

5.2/10

7. Kori Garritano

The Gunt himself. Korys main skill is inviting Dave Morta. Dave Morta is a specialist in Prison Trivia and Weight Lifting. Cori also has work in the morning so he never wants to get wasted on a thursday. His Weaknesses are shirts with Buttons.

5.9/10.5

6. Sam Baro

To my knowledge Sam has never missed a week of Trivia and reliability is key when it comes to trivia. She is usually blacked out by round 3 but is still effective when it comes to the music category. She also has a crush on Dave Morta. Her Weaknesses are Alcohol.

3.4/6

5. Keyawna Kurley

Kiki is a strong member, not just physically but mentally. She has lots of Hinge dates so she learns a lot of useful and useless facts about random things. She can speak 3 different languages. She doesn’t always show up but when she does Team Dragon is virtually unbeatable. Her Weaknesses are Right Wing men.

8.4/10

4. Baker

Trying to be unbiased about myself while writing this was hard. The trivia Host never plays any of my strong catagories. I am a specialist in NBA topics and Anime. One day i will have my day in the sun. My weaknesses are dogs and birds.

6.9/7

3. Patty (BDP)

Patty is great at Trivia. he knows most things and studies before very match. if more people on this team had the same work ethic as him we would never lose. His specialties are soccer, Big Penis, Charity and Airplanes. His Weaknesses are guard rails and Cats.

9.2/10

2. Christopher Joseph Dick

This man is basically the captain of the team. he holds the phone in his hand and put in the final answer. He is the glue that holds this house together. This man could be 8 drinks deep and still wont misspell a thing. i could go on for days about his Knowledge but his specialty categories are Video games, Booze, Tv, Brands, Insurance and Things Blondes do. His Weaknesses are Red Heads.

9.5/10

1. Jackie and Her Couch

This should come as no surprise to anyone. jackie is perfect in every single way. She has never gotten a single question wrong. She knows every single topic there is. I think she only came to trivia once but it was the best week of Trivia ever. Specialty: Everything. Weaknesses: Nothing

10/10