Let’s get right to this. I have had, for some reason, the most terrible songs stuck in my head lately which inspired me to write this blog. Here we go. TOP 5 WORST 1- Mr. C The Slide Man- Cha Cha Slide Sliiiiiide to the left, sliiiiide to the right……its time to get funky…..hands on…
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Want To Go Viral? Post a Video of yourself Golfing…
Nothing gets my dick harder than a hilariously bad golfer trying to golf. I am not a great golfer in any way, but ill tell you what, if theres a viral golf video on the internet, i’m stopping what i’m doing at that moment and watching that video. Cop driving next to me in the…
The Sixers NEED to trade for Kawhi… Sorry Lebron
Kawhi Leonard said today that he wants no part of San Antonio which shouldn’t really be a surprise to anyone the way the Kawai situation was handled this year by the organization. You think the Fultz fake shoulder injury was weird as fuck? Think again…. The Kawhi Leonard injury was kind of a blessing to…
Are the Sixers Better Without Embiid?!
Joel Embiid has missed the last 8 games of the season and the Philadelphia 76ers haven’t missed a beat, in fact, they actually look better without Embiid in the lineup. The Sixers are riding a 16 game winning streak heading into the playoffs and it looks like the Sixers may never lose a game ever…
You Are a Psycho If You Think Donovan Mitchell Should Win the Rookie Of The Year over Ben Simmons
Ben Simmons is the 2017-2018 NBA Rookie Of The Year…hands down. The debate weather Dovovan Mitchell should win over Ben Simmons is ridiculous! Jazz twitter vs Sixers twitter has been an ongoing battle the whole year for the award. I am going to break this all down…get ready. Rookie or not? First, Ben Simmons IS…
Lebron James Needs To Stay The F**k Out Of Philly
So, the Lebron James to Philly rumor has been circling around for a while now. His kids looking at schools in Philly, giving Ben Simmons the “next best thing” accolade, trusting the process on Instagram. I have had ENOUGH! I do not want Lebron, i do not need Lebron, i do not want this Sixers…
Sixers Fans… Step Away From The Panic Button
The Sixers have jumped out of the gate to an 0-3 start. Not the ideal start for the Process Trusters. Many people are starting to push that panic button 3 games into the season and i’m here to tell you not to. Take that panic button and throw it in the trash because you are…
After Week 2, There Are 5 Teams That Can Win The Super Bowl
I Miss Berman…. 5. Baltimore Ravens The Baltimore defense (as history would state) is suffocating. With veterans Terrell Suggs, Eric Weddle (former Charger, my team) anchoring and mentoring this defense, they also have studs working the outside in Ladarious Webb and Brandon Carr and a d-line that just clogs up space. The Ravens are once…
My Locks For Over/Under Wins For The Upcoming NBA Season
The RPM win-loss projections were released by ESPN today. Here are some stone cold LOCKS if you’re a betting man. 1- Sixers OVER 33 I’m not sure how this system works but the Sixers won 28 games last season with Embiid playing 31 games. Adding 2 #1 picks, J.J Redick and possibly 60 games out…
Basketball Players Who Can’t Throw A Baseball Can Get Bent
Recently, MLB teams are inviting the recent NBA and NFL draft picks to the diamond to throw out the ceremonial first pitch. There have been some horrible pitches in history, pitches that don’t even get close to the plate. Ba-Ba Booey from the Howard Stern show threw a ball to home plate that ended up…
Higher Picks 