To Celebrate Pattys 30th Birthday here are 30 things people love about him.

1.) The First Inch

2.) The Second Inch

3.) The Third Inch

4.) The Fourth Inch

5.) The Fifth Inch

6.) The Sixth Inch

7.) The Seventh Inch

8.) The eight Inch

9.) The Ninth Inch

10.) The tenth Inch

11.) The eleventh Inch

12.) The first foot

13.) The thirteenth Inch

14.) The Fourteenth Inch

15.The Fifthteenth Inch

16.) The Sixteenth Inch

17.) The Seventeenth Inch

18.) The Eighteenth Inch

19.) His Smile

20.) How he looks with a Beard.

21.) How His Chest Doubles as a shot Glass

22.) His JUICY ASS

23.) How He always tells people to rock on.

Pattys favorite hand sign to make is the “Rock on”

24.) He is a man of love

Patty and his Luck Lady (Unknown)

25.) He is always on the Nice List

Patty loves Santa and Santa Loves Him

26.) He cares about the environment.

Patty has not owned a car for over 2 years. Its because he took a stance against Big Oil and does not want to be apart of Global Warming. This picture is the last time patty was ever seen owning a car.

27.) He is a Trivia Champion

28.) He Loves and Does not Judge

29.) He is a big Eagles Fan

30.) How he’s always down for a Good Time.